Sweet progress

I am seeing a lot of changes in me already. Today I discovered that finally I can sip wine! Woohoo! That’s great news, right? Right!

Ok fine. So maybe it’s not exactly something to wake the neighbors about but it’s an achievement. I used to hate sipping anything. I was so impatient that the only drinks I could manage were shots of lethal the stuff. But now I can elegantly sit and sip a glass of wine. Didn’t happen today though, I started this like a week ago and I thought maybe it was just a one day thing but today, oh my, I am here sipping a glass of red wine. Red wine! I used to HATE red wine because it made me horny and made me lose control of my muscles.

In other news, I have decided on the title of my book. Drum roll…….It will be titled Notes From Under My Belly. Yes, you got that right; I was inspired by the show Notes From the Underbelly. I went through a lot of options but found that I wanted the word “belly” in all of them. So later I settled for Notes From Under My Belly because the book will include some of my blog posts and because the whole book is on my take on life and what it entails. Should be fun coming from my dark, twisted mind I hope all y’all get to read it someday.

It is girls only weekend on MTV Base this weekend. Yeah, I watch a lot of TV. What you expect? My only hobby/recreational activity has been sex and since I am not getting any and do not have constant internet access for a while I am left with writing, my project and TV…sweet, sweet TV. So I am watching Fergie here with “Clumsy” and I agree with her. I have always been so clumsy around him. You know how you see someone and start breaking into a sweat and feel all self conscious and shit? That’s how I always feel around him. He sure has got me slipping, tumbling, sinking and stumbling cause I keep falling in love with him over and over and over. And I am so happy as I slip, tumble, sink and stumble. Well, and I’m horny for him too. All those things I held back with him I just wish he would fall for my charms one more time and have me unleash my beast. Muuuhuahahahahaha! Next? Keeping Up With The Kardashians, that’s what. Hasta la vista bebe!