I shock myself at times

So I was quietly sitting here translating and trying so hard to be patient with this ancient thing called a computer when someone brought in a copy of the Friday advertising magazine.On the front page is a huge red heart with the wordings "Are you SINGLE?" in white jumping out at me.So I read on and it's an ad for a Valentine's Day party for single people.I could not believe how I jumped and went like "I am so going to be there!"

I think the guy next to me mustav thought I am a nutcase.He has no idea how right he is...muuahahahahahahaha!